At the grocery store

  • Woman:

    *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.

  • Woman:

    Here's why. You don't respect me.

  • Woman:

    You called me a whore in front of my children.

  • Me:

    *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*

  • Woman:

    You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.

  • Woman:

    Because even she know you a piece of shit.

thebionicdoll:

when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon

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sarcasticveganfairy:

3uphoriaa:

un-cagedd:

sohc-life:

livelifebyliving:

A picture is worth a thousand words. 

when the little baby feet showed up i lost my shit oh my gosh

omg

it’s back :’)

Holy fuck this is all I want

thenimbus:

IT’S A JELLY BEAN MADE OF FLUFF

kidxforever:

jamarcoaaronshaw:

cyborgboi11:

go dumb and disregard ur differences

This is beautiful.

This is what we need to promote